Showing posts with label divorcing the internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label divorcing the internet. Show all posts

5.04.2009

Discounts

I learned the most amazing thing yesterday


When you want to buy something online
google "x" discounts and there will be tons of sites that pop up with promo codes

i.e. I ordered some shoes from urban outfitters today and then I googled urban outfitters discounts and I found a promo code that gave me 15% off. With a little determination, you can find a promo code for almost anything that you buy from the internets.

Amazing!

2.10.2009

CVS


























Dear Readers of T//T-

I haven't blogged in awhile because I have recently been diagnosed with a terrible, horrible condition. No, I'm not talking about my quarter life crisis, but an eye condition that could render me useless in my digital life. This affliction is called Computer Vision Syndrome, CVS for short, and I recommend everyone who is married to the internet like I am to please get their eyes checked out.




















Fast Fact: Computer eye strain affects more than 70 percent of the approximately 143 million Americans who work on a computer on a daily basis, according to the American Optometric Association (AOA).

This is truly a disgusting disease, get help now!

As for me, I'm off to pick up my new glasses and consult with my divorce lawyer on how to leave my husband, the internet.

Godspeed,
Jessica A. Chanen