Um, Hello...

Friends and lovers, sorry for the lack of blogging. We've been real busy, let me catch you up to speed with what's been going on in my blogosphere...

1. An Choi-- Their Pho and Banh Mi Sandwiches have been occupying 95% of my daydreams these days. They serve their delish pho with a fresh plate of herbs. It feels like coating your rotting insides with aloe vera salve. A-May-Zing.

2. Coachella-- It was pretty awesome, I took some photos there. You can see them here, here and here. Working on something pretty special, I promise, you'll be the first to know.

3. The new Phoenix album-- it's pretty cool.

4. Self-Help Corner-- As Nimble Fingers mentioned, T//T has been going through an existential crisis profound in nature, luckily there is always hope. Mama Gena's School of the Womanly Arts has been guiding me through this dark and dreary time, by teaching me about pleasure and seduction. As a result, I want to throw away every other self help book I've ever read. Go onto amazon and order yourself a few of these books, cause you can't borrow mine.

5. It's finally spring, so that means a rebirth and rejuvenation. That's true for this blog as well, so sit back and enjoy. If you have anything you need to tell us, send it over via Twitter. Okay fools?

xoxo
Gossip Girl

Hello, Is there anybody out there?

Dearest Today//Today Readers,

Are you still out there? Are you so over us? We are slowly emerging from several psychological crises brought on by the wintery weather*. Our hearts have slowly melted and our brains are reawakening from the quarter life crises-seasonal affect disorder-post traumatic recession stress that came pouring down upon us this winter. The trials and tribulations have only made us stronger! We come back to you tougher than ever and return to you with daily blog entries, celebrity guests**, and lots of tips to get you back into the swing o’ things-in case you, like us, have been experiencing tremors and mental breakdowns relegating you to dark corners for many hours a day***. Today we are coming out! Not in a gay way just in a “hey” way.

XOXO

* Our weaknesses
**hi mom
***the past three months

Wanderlust

Garance Dore, so good!

Discounts

I learned the most amazing thing yesterday


When you want to buy something online
google "x" discounts and there will be tons of sites that pop up with promo codes

i.e. I ordered some shoes from urban outfitters today and then I googled urban outfitters discounts and I found a promo code that gave me 15% off. With a little determination, you can find a promo code for almost anything that you buy from the internets.

Amazing!

Drunk and Genius

Has anyone seen these?





Drunk History on YouTube

This just in...

http://www.missbehavemag.com/trippy-sex-offender-youtube/

AHHHH... and I thought he was just a crazy grandpa. Turns out he is a REAL crazy grandpa. YUCKKYYY...

sorry, its been a while

NYC Bike Graveyard

Good News Folks, I rescued my bike from a possible city auction or a fate even worse, destruction. It was quite a trip to the far North East point of Greenpoint, where only power facilities, trash dumps masquerading inside of buildings and abandoned warehouses live, but well worth it. I called literally 25 differend numbers in the city, but I succeeded in locating my 20 year old 10 speed and rode her on home.

Here are some pictures to give you an idea of where NYC bikes go to die:




This afterlife for city bikes is called Kingsland. File this in your brain in case the city ever steals your bike. You will need a lot number provided by your local police precinct just to gain entrance.

520 Kingsland Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11222
718-389-3978

Last Nights Party

This movie is hilarious.... watch it and love it.

Yikes Bikes

Lately in certain circles there has been a lot of bicycle talk (hi Gary and David!). It is getting nice out and thus a return to fresh airs and bike riding. My dream is to one day, when I live in a sick loft and create beautiful garments by day and eat ambrosia and drink Dom P by night, to have a bicycle to match every outfit. I would like to have an all black bicycle with a white bell for fancy outings ( I would wear a horse riding helmut with it of course), a good road bike for a long ride – like an ill Bianchi- and an all out awesome bike to impress the hipsters with.

I looked into this black bike of my dreams and like all dreams do it pointed to the Kaiser. Thanks Karl, send one with the clothes.

Chanel Bike !!!

Impressing the bike enthousiasts

this bike is just for horsing around


" everyone has a right to hop on a fixie and custom paint it and get a carbon front wheel and add a top-tube pad for extra cool points, then put on their hottest outfit to ride around in. It's the hipster version of an Escalade on 22's."