Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey! Isn't this AWESOME? Wouldn't you feel SO SEXY if the dude you were making out with stopped you halfway through and was like, "baby, I like what you're doing, but, uh, the teeth have to go. But here, I have this."
It's a mouthguard! With a vibrating bullet! And cherry-flavored lube!
This makes me want to hit my forehead so hard that I'd crush my frontal lobe. Then at least I wouldn't have to think about crap like this any more.
Best part: the copy on the front page of the site linked above says "Meet your relationship's new best friend."
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i think its for teeth free bj's
Dude yeah I know. Would YOU use one?
whoa, whoa, whoa. Cherry flavored lube. Barf city.
this blog just got interesting. less about fashion week and more about bjs and barf city. thanks today // today.
you're welcome claire, our #1 reader--we do this for you!
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